The Final Word

Well, here it is, the first official post at The Final Word. No doubt you have all been waiting for this, most of you surely unable to sleep or eat, perhaps plagued by crippling migraines or intense gas pains, possibly haunted by a recurring nightmare in which you are falling, falling, always falling. Others may have found themselves beseiged by ravenous packs of zombie dogs sent by an evil necormancer, who claw and tear at your flesh, their slavering jaws ever closer to your jugular, promising sweet release from a cruel, uncaring world. Worse still are the marauding bands of massive sinkholes, claiming lives at every turn, dragging humanity down into their earthen depths. Or are you one of the few who has seen the Devil in the mirror, one taloned hand on your shoulder, the other intangibly coiled about your black heart? Regardless of your symptoms, you may now rest easy.

The Final Word has begun.

So please join me on a new journey... a journey of learning, self-discovery, coarse language, vitriolic rantings, and palpable hatred. It should be a blast.