More Sports Ruminations

There have been several signs of the apocalypse in the last 2 weeks. Firstly, Bryan Colangelo was somehow able to find a team that was willing to ACQUIRE Rafael Aruajo, and secondly, Larry Brown was officially fired by the Knicks and replaced by Isaiah Thomas. Not sure which is more shocking. The Aruajo deal is shocking because I never thought it could happen, whereas the appointing of Thomas as head coach simply never should have happened.

Either way, these signs surely spell doom for mankind, harkening the arrival of an age of hellfire and brimstone, where the denizens of Hades rise up from their subterranean prison and scourge the earth with molten lava and screeching hatred. You may want to buy a generator or something... and lots of canned food.