I'm back

It's true. I'm back. I was gone for a while, doing mainly unimportant, useless things, like sitting on my ass watching Law and Order reruns (alright, I still watch law and Order reruns, and who wouldn't?), and wading through a miasmic sea of despair and misery while getting drunk on boxed wine (thanks in large part to the G-dog). The point is, I am once again ready to spread the gospel that is the Final Word. And make no mistake, my words are prophetic.

You'll see.

Or maybe you won't.